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Arz kiya hai.....

Mat nikalo mera janaza uski gali se yaaro...
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Warna
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uski maa kahegi
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Kamina marte marte b 1 round laga k gaya hai..

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Which is the most dangerous alphabet?
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Ans: "W"

Coz all worries start with "W"
like Why? What? When?
Who? Which? Whom?
Where? War? Wine? Whisky?
Women? & finally Wife?

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What is swarg?
American salary
German car
Chineese food
Indian wife.


What is narak?
American wife
German food
Chineese car &
Indian salary.

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Chappal bahar rakhne or misscall dene me kya common hai?
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socho
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nahi pata chala
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dono me darr lagta hai.
KOI UTHA NA LE...

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