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Santa takes blade and writes his girlfriend's name on his arm
& achanak5 mnt baad jor jor se rone lagta hai.

Banta : Q ro raha hai?

Santa : Abe spelling galat ho gayi.

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1 ladki ne apne lover k kandhe par sar rakhkar
puchha - Is kandhe par kab tak sar rakhne doge?

Best rpl ever lover - Jab tak log mujhe kandha nahi dete.

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1 faqir tha
bheekh mangne k liye maszid k bahar baitha tha.
sab namaazi aankh bachakar chale gaye
aur use kuchh na mila...
Wo fir church gaya..
fir mandir...
fir gurudwara...
Lekin usko kisi ne kuchh nahi diya..

akhir me wo 1 bear baar k bahar baith gaya.
jo b sharabi nikalta uske katore me kuchh dal deta.
uska katora noto se bhar gaya
or wo bola - wah re 'prabhu' rehte kahan ho
or address kahan ka dete ho??

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Sardar : Bade zaalim hai teri gali bachhe......
Girl: Kya hua....?
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Sardar: Kutte pichhe laga k kehte hain...
PYAR KIYA TO DARNA KYA..............?

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Teacher: What is the difference between landline & mobile...??
Santa: landline ka number anguli se dabana padta hai.......
or mobile ka anguthe se...........!


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Lion din me16 ghante aaramkarta hai.
phir b wo king hai......
Aur gadha din me
20 ghante kaam karne k baad bhi
gadha hi hai....!

Dedicated to all hard workers.

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