SMS

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Teacher: 2mne homework nahi kiya.
Batao kya saza dun??

Student: Sir wo ladki jo last bench pe baithi hai
uske saath bathroom me band kar do..

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Light cn replace sun
Parnts cn replace god
Daughte cn replace son
But nothing in d world cn
replace u.

Y

B'caz
"local item"
No guarantee
No replacement.

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Boss: Apki shadi ho gayi?
Sardar: Han ji 1 ladki se hui hai.
Boss: Shadi to ladki se hi hoti hai.
Sardar: Nahi ji meri behan ki to 1 ladke se hui hai..

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Gaalib ne apni GF ko date par bulaya.
wo late aayi to ye sher sunaya.

Falak se sitaron ki baarat ja rahi hai.
dusri ka time ho gaya aur tu ab aa rahi hai..

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,O_,_,
i'''''''''''''i

Ye aadmi soya nahi hai
Apun ne tapka daala sale ko,
bahut time se sms nahi kiya tha apun ko
Samjhe na??
Ya tere ko kuch alag se bolun??

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Asli bandar k i4 nishaniyan hoti hai
1. sidhe hath se mobile pakdega
2. anguthe se button dabayega
3. sms padhke hansega
4. sochega ki ab kise bhejun.

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Krazy moment:
1 chhote bache ne darwaza khola
&
apni D k Bf ko dekh k badi masumiyat se bola
"aap meri D se roz milne aate hain
apki apni D nahi hai kya??"

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1 bar 1 chuhe ne sherni ko perpose kiya
is pr sherni boli abe chuhe apni shkl to dekh
to chuhe ne kaha: meri jaan shakl pe mat jaa
confidence to dekh.

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Namaskar....!
Ye Hamari Ratri SMS Seva hai
isme ham soti hui buri aatmao ko sms kar k jagate hain
Aur unke jaagjane k baad ham khud so jaate hain.
Gud Night

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1 kabutar ne sardar pe beet kar di
Sardar: Oye teri maa ne tere ko chaddi nahi pehnai kya..?
Kabutar: pehnai hai.. par tu kya chaddi me karta hai??

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