Santa: Kal rat chor mere ghar se TV ke alava sab saman le gaye
Police: TV kyon nahi legaya?
Santa:TV to me dekh raha tha.
Bus mein boy & girl ki team antakshri khel rahe the
Girl:Hum tumko harakar dikhange
Boys:Hum har gaye chalo ab dikhao …..
sardar: aaj maine pani ko ullu banaya sardar
2sra sardar: kaise?
sardar: maine nahane k liye pani garam kiya or thande pani se naha liya…
Teacher: Can you tell me something about Raja Ram Mohan Roy?
Saradji: They were 4 best friends..!
Osama to Amitab : How are you?
Amitab : Bas Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Gam. Aap Kaise Hain?
Osama : Bas Kabhi Goli Kabhi Bomb….
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